molestimate

Do estimate how many one has molested.

The accused molestimated that he touched seven children, albeit the evidence indicated it was more like ten. His molestimations were quite modest.

by Semany snicket October 7, 2020

Molex to Sata lose all your data

A phrase that goes around pc enthusiasts regarding the unreliability of Molex to Sata adapters in computers.

Person 1: "I am going to get a new computer!"
Person 2: "Make sure it doesn't have molex to sata cables, you know the saying "Molex to sata lose all your data", right?"

by blorpburnday February 22, 2021

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

molesterbation

To forcefully go fuck yourself against your own will.

Holy shit, Marston! Why must you engage in acts of molesterbation?

by czainsaw July 16, 2008

child molester

The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing

Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

molexted

To receive a text message or picture that is sexual in nature and wasnt wanted or expected

OMG! That dude John just sent me a picture of his junk. I was talking to him after the party and gave him my number, and he molexted me!

by totalg33k October 2, 2010

child molester

One who enjoys supple young boys. Usually found at playgrounds or the ballpit at your local chuckie cheese's Basically someone who fucks children in the bum bum

Look! Sally its Peter the ass fucking child molester!

by Anonymous June 20, 2003