Ass Mole

A mole that lives in your ass

oh my there is a mole up my ass. I shall call him Moe the Ass Mole.

by pear eater April 15, 2015

Holy Mole In A Hole

An expression used when you are in a state of shock!

Him: "Will you marry me?"
Her: "Holy Mole In A Hole!!!!"

by lilrachel333 September 12, 2009

Molecular Scope

A well known flash animation in the chemistry world that is a just a bit too popular among some who take high school chemistry.

Teacher: Today we will...
Jhoon: Molecular Scope?
Teacher: No
Class: Awwwwwww

by PointyBagels May 20, 2010

mobem

When using your mobile phone as a modem to surf away on the internet with your laptop.

Can the iPhone 3G be used as a mobem?

by A83 June 27, 2008

Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.

Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Hairy Mole

(see Swift) a hairy mole is an overly large mole with an addition of hair on it's surface.

Whats that on your face SWIFT is that a hairy mole? it looks like it has a mind of it's own

by acheeseface January 7, 2009

Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"

by HuskyTyphlosion May 31, 2017