chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

Moistercles

When your Oystercles get wet.

'aww man, my oystercles are all wet''yea, you got yourself a pair of moistercles''nigga please!'

by sneakybitch March 19, 2009

moisten the cotton

To turn in the ladies.

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.

by Kim's Love July 3, 2007

Moistenize

1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.

2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.

I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night.

I will moistenize you!

by Machiavelli June 6, 2005

Mistie

The same as a "misty" only a more unique way of spelling.

That girl is hot, she's a total mistie.

by crayolaqueen February 4, 2010

Moister Oyster

A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.

After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.

by bemadthen December 20, 2010

Moisted

Wetting of the underwear due to someone scaring someone

Ha Ha did you see that? That kid just got moisted!

by F**kamackerel103 July 1, 2010