Moist

When your not strong enough to fight and you're weak - more or less calling someone wet

Alternative for weak or wet

You cannot fight !! so moist!

by chilliad2002 February 10, 2017

Moist

"Moist" is a popular alternative to "High Five" and is often accompanied with the well know open handed clap. It has become common for the clap to be preceded by each participant licking or spitting in their open palm as they exclaim "Moist!" and clap their hands together .

*"Mate that is MOIST!"
*licks hand and proceeds to slap the hand of friend whom just spat in theirs*

by The Real Talkie Toaster January 30, 2018

Moist

An exquisite word used for only to describe the most hydrating, wet, and soggy thing in the world.

Brian: Dude, have you seen Stacy??

Jakob: Yeah, but she was too dry, I’m more into moist girls like Megan

by Wow.That’s.Some.Bread. December 10, 2019

Moist

Can mean a variety of things, like that's awesome..thats soo casual, great, but if said in angry tone can mean "dumb"

Friend 1: Hey I got an A on my paper!
Friend 2: Thats so moist!

Friend 1: Stop being so moist bitch!

by Helo1218 December 12, 2011

Moist

Someone being way to emotional. Being a "Bitch". Someone being a consistant hater

Quit tripping you half stepping Moist Ass Bitch.

Hand that fool a towel, he being Moist

by John Sharma June 3, 2004

Moist

The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.

Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"

by Moistninja February 23, 2014

Moist

Lame, boring; the opposite of lit.

Bob: Dawwgggg this party lit af!!
Darnell: Your party moist, where the alcohol at?

by MoistMaster69 July 14, 2016