What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.
John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.
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An unofficial medical condition, whereby the hand used to control the mouse on a PC becomes cold, yet the other hand of the user remains at normal temperature.
by Loop Goose August 21, 2005
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by bluebear September 9, 2022
Get the mickey mouse bullcrap mug.Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.
You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato
by el January 7, 2005
Get the mouse potato mug.Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.
EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring
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Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring
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