medieval

Brutal, agressive, and short tempered. Using high levels of testosterone and adrenaline.

If you dont stop fucking with every damn thing in my room...Im gonna go medieval on your ass!

by stevo April 2, 2004

medieval

Relating to causing serious damage, in brutal fashion.

"If you don't hand over the bling-bling, I'm gonna have to medieval on you, biznatch!"

by Minstrel March 4, 2003

medievalist

A knuckle-dragging dipshit who thinks the answer to every social problem is extreme violence, possessed of an extreme authoritarian bent due to long-term exposure to tribalistic online echo chambers, and generally has the psychology of an extreme reactionary. Does not have to be right-wing or fascist, in fact many medievalists are rabid SJWs.

Matt: Hey, Brad. Did you hear about that dumb bint on Twitter who said she didn't care about male victims of false accusations because she felt women had it worse?
Brad: Yep, just another medievalist victicrat.

by UDUser4820 May 11, 2020

Medieval Times

a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.

Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"

while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.

by rob $ April 13, 2005

medieval

Totally stoned and completley out of your fucking head

Dude after cheezing I was so fucking lost in medieval times

by Grandpa Stiff March 27, 2008

Medieval Facial

Standing up, and holding your partner vertically in a 69 so that when you ejaculate the semen drains into the nasal passages instead of the throat, letting it flow out of the nose to give your partner the impression of a sperm breathing dragon.

"I gave Courtney a Medieval Facial last night."

"How'd she take it?"

"After she was done coughing she yelled at me, so worth it."

by Didthistoyoursister November 11, 2011

medieval ass madness

The act of engaging in, thinking about, discussing, entertaining the thought of, or dressing up as a faggotty character from, any role playing game. It also applies to gay fantasy novels.

That homo didn't make it to work because he was up all night engaging in medieval ass madness

by the mad pooper January 2, 2008