MitchBitch

A girl who’s obsessed with Mitch Rapp not caring he could easily snap her neck if she said something wrong

Friend: your such a MitchBitch
Me: shut the fuck up. He could choke me and I wouldn’t care

by Dr.Pepper.Queen February 11, 2021

mitchnet

Weak internet signal. So slow and lagging it causes buffering and lost connections

All they have in this county is mitchnet. My wife uses the WiFi at the Dairy Queen in town.

by Pool Guy 89 April 5, 2021

matchikito

matchikito
Used to refer to a friend called Mat to treat them as inferior human beings. Every time they talked back to you with an attitude you use this Spanish word. It also can be used as a verb.

Example 1:
Mat: Eu eres un cagon culero, vete a joder a otro sitio forro de mierda
You: yaaa tranquilizate a la verga matchikito

Mat: Ey, you are so annoying, get away from me, I can't deal with you.
You: eyyyy, chill buddy, you are being such a matchikito.

by Weirdogirl_lel July 22, 2021

Mitchii

One of one/authentic/unique, to simply put, one of the greatest persons ever created. Brings value and favor to everyone he comes around. Goal driven, family oriented and honest. “Mitchii” will sacrifice the clothes off his back for the ones he loves. Role model in his community and a natural born leader. Women are intrigued by him, but are often afraid to approach due to his rough/hardcore disposition.

“Mitchii” is the one don, and any other don a muss London!

by Mitchii November 24, 2021

Mitchinson

When you're best friend goes behind your back and has a three way with your girlfriend with no regret

Hey, do you want to have a Mitchinson tonight? Totally worth it

by Totally Worth It February 9, 2022

kitchinitican

A beautician that does hair in their kitchen because they don’t have a license

I went to my kitchinitican Saturday before I went to the club.

by CarissaAshleyTN August 29, 2022

mitchinphobia

Mitchinphobia is the fear of having someone named Mitch be behind you at anytime for the fear of at any moment they may try and insert themselves in you.

There Craig was standing in the power supply closet when the power went out. He heard Mitch whisper behind him "want some brewskis" and at that moment, Craig knew, he messed up. Craig developed what will be a life long phobia of mitchinphobia.

by Larry Fielder December 28, 2022