jizz mist

A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.

After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.

by Dr. Drizzle January 4, 2016

pink mist

Military - The blood that comes out of a snipers target when he/she is hit. the blood appears pinkish over the distance and the quick burst of blood that comes out makes a misty effect.

I want the pink mist

The sniper got his first pink mist

by Numlock June 30, 2006

kali mist

A somewhat rare form of marijuana noted for its slightly spicy touch. A common choice among expert growers.

Two hits from that Kali Mist joint and Jessica was staring at her hand for an hour!

by CT Rob August 31, 2005

Brown mist

When someone farts on to a cold window and another person licks the condensation.

The priest ate all of Kerry's brown mist.

by Xtro November 23, 2017

Gorillas in the mist

When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.

Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”

Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”

by Ploppapotomus December 2, 2018

Maid of the mist

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.

"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

by Fill Collins August 4, 2018

Piss Mist

The steam/cloud of smoke released when urinating on an open fire. Some may find pleasure in inhaling said fumes.

(At a camp)
Person 1: Hey, let's put out the flames by peeing on them!
Person 2: Great idea! I'll start
(Person 2 begins to urinate on the fire)
Person 2: OH GOD! This Piss Mist is awesome!

by Fucking Batman April 12, 2009