meltdown mikey

When a guy tries to make a point, has no clue and loses his temper. Usually much like a Wrecks Road Scholar, he has no real grasp on the subject, rants endlessly like an old man, is insulting and surly. He usually ends with a real blow up since he has nothing left at that point. His tactics run from projection and fingerpointing (blaming others for his failures) to name-calling to cover up his stupidity. This kind of person is very lonely and has few friends. They are known for trying to hide their vital statistics and making enemies with their neighbors. They prefer to live in gated communities with high security while spitting on everybody else. They are arrogant, idiotic, biased, narrow-minded, bigoted and extremely limited in intelligence and those are their good points. The best way to deal with a Meltdown Mikey is to cross the street.

Meltdown Mikey is blowing it again.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.

by Mysterion January 1, 2008

Mickey drips

Originated from the show King Gary SE:2 EP6 It is when the penis dribbles urine after urinating and mark appears on your clothing where the dribble has soaked into the material.

I can’t wear light trouser any more, as I might get a bad case of the mickey drips as my bladder isn’t as strong as it once was.

by Steakcon September 16, 2021

Doing a mickey

Agreeing to a deadline you can't meet because you are afraid of rocking the boat

Why is he stressed? Because he is doing a mickey

by Crazysteve July 27, 2016

Mikey Whiskey Hands

Mike Fuentes's (drummer of Pierce the Veil) side project.
Rap, hip hop, catchy, bad ass.

Mikey Whiskey Hands

by music whore May 9, 2011

Mikey Way

The incredibly talented bassist from My Chemical Romance. He has ridicuosly fast fingers, hence his unreal playing skills. He has a very lovely red bass guitar, as well as a lovely brother, Gerard Way .

Mikey Way is freakin' awesome, man!

by Mrs. Way/McCracken (I wish) August 13, 2005

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

pull a Mikey

to tell a huge unforgivable lie.

if you're going to pull a Mikey, make it something realistic. you cant say you got heart surgery and then show up at school the next day.

by kelbwhgtiufbsfn June 30, 2008