Misery Pile

The stash of empty beer cans and bottles of alcohol that you hide from your parents because you're too afraid to take them out to the trash and get caught. Usually in a closet or drawer, in a strewn-about, unorganized manner.

Dude, throw those bottles in the Misery Pile" "I don't think there is any room." "Fuck!... we're awesome.

by KingAlmightyHotshit January 22, 2011

misery poker

A game played between people that have ridiculous amounts of work. It is played by calling, raising and betting assignments. It is often played by college students.

It's unbelievable, but I just lost misery poker to Christina. I had a term paper, a test in art history, and a lab but she raised me a history paper.

by Leah Beah March 29, 2009

Misery Index

The best fuckin' metal band on the planet.

If you want to listen to good music, pick up a Misery Index album.

by DeadByDawn October 5, 2004

Misery Bitch

pathetic, to always be whining or complaining because nothing is going your way, to stay at home and mope over things not going your way.

'Just because she won't leave her boyfriend for him, he's being a total misery bitch and won't come party with us anymore.'

by Jocedub October 30, 2008

Monday Misery

When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery

*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time

by Jeramuse December 11, 2021

finger misery

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.

I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!

by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017

Oh, the misery!

"Everybody wants to be, my enemy-my-my."

Oh god Imagine Dragons made a league of legends song, can't belive they don't touch grass anymore, it's a banger though. *Oh, the misery! plays on his phone*

by da world. September 23, 2022