mastrabate

having an orgasm without any external forces touching the genitals like having a wet dream. based on the differences between intranet and internet.

Dan woke up with a mess in his bed because he mastrabated from within his body and caused an eruption downstairs

by PeanutsMcPeanuts January 18, 2009

Miserable Bitch Face

Follow on from the term, "resting bitch face". Means the person, normally a girl / woman has a miserable looking face and looks like a right bitch.

Is that girl upset or does she just have a miserable bitch face.

by Mad4it November 26, 2015

Miserable Sod

A Depressive and horrible person that nobody really wants to be around.

Dave: Look at Jack, he's such a Miserable Sod!
Mike: I know, he makes my day a living hell...

by peoxo May 14, 2021

Miserable

Not very fun to be this...

Iam "Man am I miserable...."

Hym "Keep it down..."

Iam "Sorry... We have to work. You're going to have to take some aspirin."

Hym "Uuuggghhh"

Iam "This is the worst.... I am barely staying afloat over here...

by Hym Iam May 8, 2022

miserable points

A points meter of the dumbness you feel or experience after doing something dumb.

I just stared at the computer for 10 minutes thinking of how to start this script plus miserable points.

by Oreo_Guy321 March 11, 2023

miserable

adjective. from the french miserable. used to describe a sad, lonely, loser person who has no friends, and even thier dog ran away because they are such a reject.

George 'dubya' Bush is miserable - even a five year old has a higher IQ.

Other miserable people include Suddam Hussain, Osama Bin Laden, child molesters, and Hitler.

Also see sad

by charlottem1 August 5, 2005

Mrs Miserable Fuck

Some one who is such a miserable bastard who has no friends and only achievment in life is a fur ball!

Some one who does nothing but moan is now a mrs miserable fuck

by Dr Dont Care March 11, 2009