by Memelordmax March 25, 2019
Get the Miles malone mug.Worldwide expert in monkeys' evolution, also known as Mile. He has cooperated with Alberto Belotti for 4 years studying monkeys' behaviour in the southern African regions. Most of his reports can be found on the internet by searching: "best scimmiologist in the world"
"ieri ho visto Mile, indovina? Stava studiando le scimmie!"
Yesterday I saw Mile, guess what? He was studying monkeys.
"Conosci Marco Milesi?" "No"
"Do you know Marco Milesi?" "No"
Yesterday I saw Mile, guess what? He was studying monkeys.
"Conosci Marco Milesi?" "No"
"Do you know Marco Milesi?" "No"
by jesusmortus April 10, 2022
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The coolest character in the Sonic seires. He remains cool even after sega BSd him givimg him a girly voice.
by asdfasdf October 10, 2003
Get the Miles "Tails" Prower mug.Miles is a cute dark-haired guy with brown eyes and is the sweetest guy and best boyfriend you could wish for. He does have a case of RBF, but he's actually extremely caring and empathetic but also super funny and smart. He has a great taste in music and is one of the best friends you could ever wish for. At times he can be weird and nerdy, but don't be fooled by his height and shy demeanor because he's also a known ladykiller.
The reason for this is he is an actual god at sex. He knows how to push all the right buttons with his mouth and hands that will leave you screaming and cumming before he even unzips his pants. He has an absolutely massive dick called the big mac that is almost 9 inches long and thick (I measured 6.5 inches around) with some nice big balls attached too. However, he does actually have extreme hyperspermia, meaning he cums A HUGE AMOUNT, so be ready to be completely drenched in cum.
Don't be intimidated though, cause this guy KNOWS how to use his blessing like a god. Honestly, this guy will stretch you out and make you scream and cum so much that you'll become addicted to getting fucked like a whore by him. Even though he's dominant during sex, he's actually always super attentive and treats you like a princess. But, all the girls I know say that after, sex with every other guy just feels mediocre and meh cause you won't stop comparing your next partners to him.He is the best friend, boyfriend and sexual partner I know by miles(no pun intended).
The reason for this is he is an actual god at sex. He knows how to push all the right buttons with his mouth and hands that will leave you screaming and cumming before he even unzips his pants. He has an absolutely massive dick called the big mac that is almost 9 inches long and thick (I measured 6.5 inches around) with some nice big balls attached too. However, he does actually have extreme hyperspermia, meaning he cums A HUGE AMOUNT, so be ready to be completely drenched in cum.
Don't be intimidated though, cause this guy KNOWS how to use his blessing like a god. Honestly, this guy will stretch you out and make you scream and cum so much that you'll become addicted to getting fucked like a whore by him. Even though he's dominant during sex, he's actually always super attentive and treats you like a princess. But, all the girls I know say that after, sex with every other guy just feels mediocre and meh cause you won't stop comparing your next partners to him.He is the best friend, boyfriend and sexual partner I know by miles(no pun intended).
"Did you see Miles towel drop the other day? No wonder he has such a reputation, that thing is a monster dong!"
"Jesus, yesterday I slept with Miles for the first time...and I still feel the effects down there today! I can hardly walk or sit straight!"
"Hey did you hear about Andrea sleeping with Miles? Do you think Miles knew that she had a bf? Seems she broke up instantly afterwards with her bf now and has been wanting Miles ever since that night."
"Yeesh when I saw Miles with his pants down, I thought he was going to break me or split me in half , I was so scared! But, thank god I didn't leave cause that was the best night I ever had. Too bad he's in a relationship now."
"Honestly, having sex with him is so intense feels like being pumped continuously with electrical orgasms that I often almost end up crying! It's sooo good but I can barely use my legs after cause they're like jelly afterwards."
"Uuurgh I heard Miles yesterday night doing it with M and A, I don't understand how his stamina goes on for so long! And his girls are always either screaming or moaning super loudly, I can hardly concentrate in my room!"
"Jesus, yesterday I slept with Miles for the first time...and I still feel the effects down there today! I can hardly walk or sit straight!"
"Hey did you hear about Andrea sleeping with Miles? Do you think Miles knew that she had a bf? Seems she broke up instantly afterwards with her bf now and has been wanting Miles ever since that night."
"Yeesh when I saw Miles with his pants down, I thought he was going to break me or split me in half , I was so scared! But, thank god I didn't leave cause that was the best night I ever had. Too bad he's in a relationship now."
"Honestly, having sex with him is so intense feels like being pumped continuously with electrical orgasms that I often almost end up crying! It's sooo good but I can barely use my legs after cause they're like jelly afterwards."
"Uuurgh I heard Miles yesterday night doing it with M and A, I don't understand how his stamina goes on for so long! And his girls are always either screaming or moaning super loudly, I can hardly concentrate in my room!"
by ann laoshi hao April 20, 2021
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Get the miles davis mug.And I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door
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- A raging homosexual
- That one kid who you had a crush on in middle school that you thought would end up ugly but somehow they became hotter
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