Midwestern Ring of Fire

The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.

Did you see how Tony pulled off that Midwestern Ring of Fire last night? Crazy bro...

by batfucker69 October 17, 2023

midwesterner cold medicine

An alcoholic beverage containing some type of tea “served hot” with whisky and typically a little lemon and honey is added.

This gorgeous girl and I got a little tipsy on some Midwesterner cold medicine when we went to look at the Christmas lights down town.

Also referred to as a “hottie Tottie”

by McGooo November 23, 2022

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023

Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.

Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi

by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023

sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019

Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023