Midgetary

The state of being short or a midget

Person 1: That kid is so short
Person 2: He’s in midgetary

by HawaHawa September 18, 2023

Midgtard

It’s a retarded midget

It’s a midgtard with its cock out

by Cumbo November 2, 2023

Midgetastic

A play-on word of fantastic with midget added

My fat brother is "Midgetastic"

by YOLO MOJO June 26, 2013

Midgetoid

Having a midget-like disposition and/or body habitus.

The man was so midgetoid, he was mistaken for a toddler.

by Leo DiCraprio August 23, 2015

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Midguard

when your phallus is engaged in middle erect mode.

benjamin was Midguard when he saw Caitlins hot tits on porn.

by xknownnobodyx October 31, 2020

Midgetate

To make small, like a midget. A close synonym of the word mitigate, which it is frequently confused with.

A: "We need to midgetate this problem!"
B: "Don't you mean mitigate?"
A: "No, the problem needs to be ensmalled, like a midget."

by Willybobjonas123 August 1, 2022