Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Midge-hog

A uber sexy male. Who is well endowed. Often called Gary.

Aaaaaw wouldnt mind tapping that midge-hog!

by LAN84 May 31, 2007

Midge Yure

The only "organiser" for Live Aid that actually did anything. The one who had the idea of having the concert, made the band list, forced bands to sign by making Bob do a livr TV shoot where he tells everyone what generous people they've been in agreeing to do it all for charity, etc.

Actually a preety funny guy, appearing in Filthy, Rich and Catflap and Nevermind the Buzzcocks where he ripped the shit out of Preston from the Ordinary Boys' walking-off-the-show.

Popularised by his catchphrase: "Where's MY fucking knighthood?" Midge is loved by all.

Bono: I am a wanker, I will not help you organise this thing, but I WILL steal the credit for doing it.

Bob Geldof: It's a Monday. I hate Mondays. I cannot help you today.

Midge Yure: You guys suck. I hope like hell you guys don't end up will all the credit for this.

*Midge goes off and does the work*
*Bob and the tosser in pink shades get all the credit*

by Nicolas O'Brien December 14, 2008

midge in your pidge

When a midget gets all up in your pigeon hole.

Ay gurl, did you get that midge in your pidge?

by SweetLittleHole April 29, 2015

Midge Champ

A term used to describe somebody so outrageously small, they have been crowned champion.

Oh, Lewis? He's so small that he's practically a Midge Champ!

by Patrick_Sponge June 8, 2022

Midge's Bawhair

Something that was ludicrously close
Comes from a midge or midgie (a small bug) and bawhair (ball hair)

Oh my, that missed by a midge's bawhair

by Cuikk August 26, 2025

thicc midge

A thicc midget

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge

by Co0k1e December 10, 2017