A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.
ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"
ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"
ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"
ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"
ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"
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Mr C.: "Wow this 60 year old wooden step ladder is perfectly fine. No need to upgrade anytime soon no sir, this thing will even outlive my grandchildren!"
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
Me: "Nah man, that thing is way too old, rickety and wobbly to be trusted at this point. You're suffering from toxic midwesterninity"
Mr C.: *Proceeds to mount the ladder, it breaks and he dies*
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