middleschooler metal

metal made by sellout bands like Disturbed or overly angsty metal like Skillet that have songs where the lyrics are ridiculous for the age group they are marketed for (middle schoolers). music generally played by immature or young people to feel angsty to lyrics like "i'm a monster" which make no sense and are for people too stupid to realize that living in the first world is pretty nice most of the time.

when someone puts on Disturbed
"dude that's some shitty music."
"it's middleschooler metal."

by iruel August 26, 2013

MiddleSchoolization

To become socially with the times. I.E. texting, iming, use of myspace and facebook become common. Sex, drugs, and alcohol slowly work their way into the picture.

My friend was soo childish in 5th grade, then in 6th, he became more chill. He got a girl and and a blackberry. He had gone through MiddleSchoolization

by Brant Dahoda @ Shen May 22, 2009

middlesex

Mediocre or unremarkable sex.

Bill: Was the other night good?
John: Eh, it wasn't good or bad, it was just middlesex.

by frenchdinnerparty April 17, 2007

middlesex school

a preppy prep school in concord massachusetts where rich kids pretend they're not rich and poor kids pretend they're rich. alot of drug use and alot of joking about being gay, which 60% of the school most likely is. 90% of the school owns ralph lauren polo shirts in at least 6 colors. the person wearing the brightest colors wins "best dressed".

hey that kid's wearing a pink shirt and lime green pants and light blue shoes, and pretending to anally rape his friend, he must go to middlesex school.

by dadada1234 December 22, 2005

Middlesbrough

Town in North-East of England. Home to Middlesbrough Football Club aka the Boro (pronounced bu-ra). Highest rate of teenage pregancy in Britain and approx 99% of council homes are occupied by single mothers of 1/2/3/4/5 children, who have Sky+ installed and a wide screen plasma TV.

Single mother: Fuck off for half an hour you little fucks, I got a client coming round at 9. And take ya little brother with ya, I don't want him walking in on me while i'm working like last time.

by TC January 25, 2005

middie

male biddie... in other words, a hot guy

yo look at him! hes such a middie! i wanna do him so bad.

or

check out all the middies in the corner

by middielover August 18, 2009

middie

a male tiddie

Danggggg those are some nice middies

by pretzelpretzel February 23, 2021