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Midas punch

The gift of a golden shower while being fisted. Hopefully in a nice way.
The midas punch was the only thing that got her to stop calling.
by The Baltimore Foot Stomper September 8, 2005
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Midas Bitch

Someone who is a gold digger, or using someone for money or other goods.
A guy can be known as a midas bastard
There goes that midas bitch (in reference to a young woman with an unattractive older rich man.)
"Hey Sweetie ; ), I really like this Cartier bracelet. WIll you buy it for me?"
"Why all r datez we have to go to Cartier, u a midas bitch!"
by Tara and Rachel May 29, 2008
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midair passenger exchange

Seen on blogs, this is grim air-traffic-controller speak for a head-on collision. Midair passenger exchanges are quickly followed by "aluminum rain".
Controller 1: Man, THAT was a close call!
Controller 2: Yeah - we almost had a midair passenger exchange!
by JRob January 1, 2012
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Midarisim

Midarisim is a god
We love midari and Midarisim
by I made Midarisim November 2, 2020
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Midas Rule

Whoever touches something first and cares the most gets to decide what to do with it.

Use the Midas Rule to encourage others to go ahead and work on what they want, or when someone's being lazy.
"Can I work on this project?" or "It'd be great if someone fixed this bug."
"Yes, by Midas Rule, feel free to work on that."

"Mom, I'm hungry."
"Yes, son. You're 16, by Midas Rule I'm sure you can find something to eat."
by Nivlong July 27, 2013
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Midas Fuck

Similar to the Midas Touch

The Midas Fuck is when the group sex fiend fucks any new female that comes around making them totally undesirable for anyone else to pursue due to the fear of super aids or the knowledge that the tramp has already had sex with someone who has sexual connections with 80% of the western hemisphere.
“Wow, Sarah is so hot, I should see if she wants to go see a movie or something
“No way man, Ryan gave her the Midas Fuck last week, she is a lost cause
“Oh god, remember guys, it’s a 15 foot minimum, any closer and you could get the super aids. I’ll go plastic wrap the couch again”
by Crazy Ivan June 15, 2005
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King Midas

When a girl is going down on a guy, she then takes his dick out of her mouth and gets ready to take the load on her face. However, the man, instead of ejaculating, pisses all over her face and then says astonishingly "everything you touch turns to gold!"
My girlfriend was getting on my nerves all day so I pleaded with her for a blow job and then gave her a King Midas.
by mr slaughter June 6, 2010
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