Eye of Mica

A toxic manipulative person.

“Oh there goes eye of mica again.”

by TopDawgs April 15, 2023

McTarded

A McTarded person is someone who can't get a real job, and are so retarded that they end up in the fast food business for the rest of their lives.

Wow, that guy failed every school subject. He's so McTarded.

by CBIwolfe September 5, 2006

mctaverse

when a persons wang curves at an angle to the left or right looking like a boomerang

While fucking Sally, Ned had to stand next her because his Mctaverse was like a horse shoe

by Brent Janssen February 12, 2004

Soap MacTavish Moment

A moment of epicness where you think of Soap MacTavish, the badass from the Call of Duty series and think you have done something he would do.

I was running playing football with my friends, I caught the ball and looked to my left. The tallest kid we played with was running straight at me, I hurdled his 6'4 ass. I am only 5'4. What a Soap MacTavish moment.

by Soap on MacTavish's Rope April 11, 2011

Mactard

Apple device user who believes doggedly in the superiority of anything produced by Apple but lacks any actual technical knowledge. Mactards have no idea how computers actually work and eventually lose all ability to operate even the most rudimentary technological devices because they lack Apple's look-and-feel.

Friend 1: Why is the TV still on?
Friend 2: Oh, that's my roommate; he's a Mactard and can't figure out the remote.
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Mactard: <swiping thumb across flashlight> Why won't this unlock?

by slickenstein February 7, 2010

mactard

An Apple computer user who takes any opportunity to advertise to the world they are 'better' than everyone else because they use a mac, even if this statement has nothing to do with the current conversation.

User 1> Does anyone know why my P4 is having heat issues when I use (program)?
Mactard> HaHa Use a mac!! My mac is better than you're PC anyday! I am so cool because i have an iPod!
User 1> Anyone else? Anyone who isn't a mactard?

by DJ Bitterbarn July 18, 2005

micah

micah is smart, handsome, funny, kind, and loving, and often does not realize how awesome he is. He underestimates himself, and thinks he will always be single, but any girl would be lucky to have him. He may seem quite, but when you get to know him, he is hilarious and is never afraid to joke around. He is extremely loyal, and will do anything for his friends, always putting other people first. He is a jack of all trades and is good at just about everything he does and is over just a cool guy.

Dang, micah is just so chill and awesome.

by sunrider5 November 24, 2021