Microdanza

The term used for a person with a micro penis that believes they are everyone's boss.

That guy is such a microdanza. He has the smallest penis ever, is always telling me what to do, and wears an undershirt that says 100% in charge.

by Heart of Darkness August 21, 2016

Microdigression

When a person while telling a story or giving an explanation constantly goes off on little side tangents constantly

I hate how every time mike tells a story he goes off on a microdigression every ten seconds.

by scorpesp January 26, 2017

microon

Small, inconsequential(unimportant) thoughts feelings or actions

Joey keeps thinking his life is hard but it’s just Microon
Her Microons are irritating

by Have a Blast May 5, 2018

Microdenial

The act of denying ones micropenis

Guy: ha you got a smal pipi.
Guy2: nooooooooooo stop ptojecting.
Guy: Hahaha stop the microdenial my boy.
Guy2: stop being a cuck

by Tjash Dolencyevic September 27, 2019

microing

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.

Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?

by mikesmakesmehard December 2, 2019

Microconsent

Microconsent/ing/ed
- when a person does NOT verbally consent to sexual activity & expresses uncertainty to any form of sexual interaction

- is not true consensual sex therefore the other party should not proceed in pursuing sexual activity

- MICROCONSENT IS NOT CONSENT!!

Examples of Microconsent:
- being friendly
- physical compliments

- uncertainty towards sexual relations

Girl: Why are you touching me like that??
Guy: I thought you wanted it...
Girl: That was microconsent, not consent!!

by drywaller 4000 January 26, 2021

micropodge

a small fat child found outside mcdonalds

oh that boy is such a micropodge!

by margaret thatcher ❤️ May 12, 2021