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blind-melanin

The sensation that a pregnant caucasian experiences when she realizes that the paternity and race of her fetus are questionable.
Girlfriend, that feeling is either morning sickness or blind-melanin...I'm sure Steve Wilkos could get to the bottom of this!
by ohthree11 December 9, 2010
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Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez, is an american singer/ songwriter/ actress who has made two albums and an EP called dollhouse, her two albums are called crybaby and k-12, k-12 is also a film

Fact file !

1. She is allergic to red apples

2. She loves chocolate
3.she hates being called queen or mommy and she prefers being called daddy

4. She has two dogs, peanut and mouse

5.her bf is Oliver tree

Recently Melanie's song playdate has gained a ton of fame on tik tok and melanie has released a lyric vid for playdate and is currently working on a music vid in madonna inn!

If you haven't listened to melanie , I recommend you check her out , she is an amazing inspiration!
Friend : " who's melanie martinez?"

Me and other crybabys: " THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH"
by Melanie's crybaby June 9, 2020
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purpose of meaning

Phrase used in Dexters Laboratory.
Purpose of meaning is not known to any human except Dee Dee. She explained it to Einstein and that has driven Dexter mad.
Dexter: what is the purpose of meaning?
Dee Dee (while writing complex equations) : easy, easy, easy, easy!!!
by oyak May 10, 2009
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Melanie

Melanie -
A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.
Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !
Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.
DONT EVER EVER argue with a Melanie.
Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.
Just shutup.
Shes right.
Your wrong.
Everyones happy.
Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!
Melanie sure knows what shes talking about!
by SomethingDifferent07 January 8, 2009
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Melania

Melania is a wonderful and beautiful person. She loves laughing and making people laugh. At first she might be shy but once you get to know her shell be one of the most important people in your life. She is such a good friend and will always be there for you. She's very picky with men , so if you end up with a Melania you're are one lucky guy ! Love Melanias and care for them and never make them feel left out (they can be hurt easily since they tend to overthink too much)
Damn Melania looks hot today
by Harryybridge94 June 24, 2014
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subjectively meaningless

something that is objectively meaningless according to the person telling you this phrase but meaningful (and relevant) to everyone else you know (the 'everyone you know' includes most people in your generation/age range/social category)
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your old lady. her opinion is subjectively meaningless but meaningful to idiotager or idiotagers in our class.
by Sexydimma January 11, 2013
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Meanie Pie

a name you call someone who is being mean. But not used if you are REALLY mad. Only if you are a little mad.
BOY: Twilight stinks.
GIRL: You are a meanie pie!
BOY: Whatever.
by FantasyPunkPrincess December 16, 2008
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