mermaid

(n) a lady who enjoys frolicking in the ocean, or any water body, in the form of swimming, snorkelling and diving. Typically wears her long hair braided with seaweed tangled in it. Other characteristics include sandy and salty ears, surf nose and a full smile due to immersing herself in the wonders of the ocean floor.

1: "That girl always goes to the beach but I never see her on the surf."
2: "That is because she is a mermaid"

by noodie September 11, 2015

Mermaid

A female with a really smelly pussy.

Fish-like scent

Nah dude, I wouldn’t go down on her she was a mermaid

by יהושוע May 15, 2019

Mermaided

When a girl will only give you oral sex, but will never commit or go "all the way".

I met this super hot girl on match dot com but i think I just got mermaided, She gave me the most amazing hummer but now she won't call back.

by Skivvystain August 9, 2019

Mermaid

A virgin girl, usually prude yet, gorgeous.

"Why can't I ever keep a boyfriend!" Probably because your a mermaid.

by Tiggerely May 1, 2011

Mermaided

Mermaided,

A form of catfishing.

When you meet someone off of the internet and the top half of the person doesn't match the bottom half.

Man i met up with that girl from insert dating site here and she mermaided me!

by WH33LMAN_313 January 9, 2020

Mermaided

When you're at the beach and someone jumps into the ocean, turns into a mermaid and swims off.

Wow, check out Jim! He just mermaided out!

by Janey Jane July 31, 2019

mermaid

A mermaid is a half fish half woman fictional creature. Top half is woman and bottom is fish tail. They are often very pretty but some are scary. The scary ones are sirens and they lure sailors to the rocks to crash.

Look at that mermaid underwater!! She's so beautiful!

by Supagurlava April 4, 2016