Merk

A jerk who merges at the last second on a lane closure.

Look at the merk cutting me off!

by Xavierlives June 12, 2018

merked

To belittle someone or be disrespectful to them in any way.

"Lisa got merked by Joey today in class. He was being so rude she almost cried!

by Julian7 March 25, 2018

The Merk

The merk is a complex revenge move requiring near instant reaction time and perfect balance, To do the merk you need a chair (preferably the old grumy office chair), a buddy, and prayers. Step one: Balance on the chair using on foot. Step 2: start screaming. Step 3: start nutting across the room while the buddy spins the chair. Step 4: stick sticky notes all over the walls using your semen as glue.

FUCK YEA!!!! I HIT HER WITH THE MERK BRO!!!!

by Big Gooj May 12, 2023

merks

Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"

oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...

by Dildo Phil November 26, 2007

Merk

To eather kill or hurt someone very badly and then piss on them.

What the fuck dyou say cunt? cmon lets merk him.

haha, we just merked that bitch.

by mr.ryder December 3, 2009

merk

To kill, often used in soundclashes, (similar to slew)

"Oi Doogz, who got merked?!"

by MC Reefa April 25, 2004

Merk

A word that should never be used in a video game. Meaning to actually kill, like in real life.

1: Dude I got merked at MW2 yesterday

2: Never say merk in a video game faggot

by Jimmy Balmar December 25, 2009