This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.
The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.
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Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.
by dendu March 27, 2015
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Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.
Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?
Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*
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Mexicanaco Day is always celebrated with Tostitos, Paul Newmans Own Black Bean Salsa, a bowl, and friends.
It started when a bunch of high school friends who all decided that tomorrow they wanted Salsa. Eventually the tradition grew into a fiesta celebrating salsa at lunch time.
Mexicanaco Day is always celebrated with Tostitos, Paul Newmans Own Black Bean Salsa, a bowl, and friends.
It started when a bunch of high school friends who all decided that tomorrow they wanted Salsa. Eventually the tradition grew into a fiesta celebrating salsa at lunch time.
Cool Guy: Do you know what next Friday is?
Not So Cool Guy, but has potential: No, what?
Cool: Its none other than Mexicanaco Day.
Not So Cool Guy, but has potential: No, what?
Cool: Its none other than Mexicanaco Day.
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