Free Throw Merchant

A basketball player who relies entirely on free throws to score. Known for running into defenders before falling down and begging for foul calls.

Person 1: Wow, James Harden has really turned into a free throw merchant now that he's out of shape.
Person 2: Yea, it's crazy how him and Embiid shoot more free throws than entire teams some games.

by ShamWoW259 March 29, 2022

Merchants Guild

A group of wealthy bankrollers who Cohencidentally own >95% of the media and have serious beef with Europeans.

A warm thanks to many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You’re all truly wonderful. Have a good one.

by TheRubyEmerald December 3, 2021

384 Merchandise

A company based out of Pennsylvania which specializes in making custom one-inch pins for bands. AKA 384.

384 Merchandise makes my band's pins.

by Dr.Rob Jones April 12, 2008

Bottle Merchant

Someone who loses their nerve, backs out, or otherwise fails to follow through on what they say they will do. Commonly used to describe athletes or sports teams with a history of failing to win when they have the opportunity.

That team were 3-0 up at half time and still lost, total bottle merchants.

by Dru3 April 20, 2021

Merhaw

a sound used for great length of weirdness. can be used at any point in a conversation to break the ice. it could also be used when in sexual intercourse with another by using "merhaw" in great excitement

-"hey dtf?"
-"merhaw"

by merhawgirl February 24, 2011

Le Merchant

A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.

A Le Merchant tried to sell me the book of Moses

by cooliofoolio13425 June 26, 2015

penalty merchant

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup

leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi

by cheettoz December 13, 2022