Meagot

Australian slang- To be grossly intoxicated beyond the point of self control. Derived from "Maggot" Or the French word for drunk "Magot'"

"I went to the tavern and got MEAGOT" or "Man, look at that kid, he's so Meagot "

by Martyseemartydo July 13, 2006

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merge-or-die lane

An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.

Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?

by Perimeter May 6, 2009

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Merge Monkey

A person who habitually uses the median turn-lane to illegally merge with traffic after a left turn, especially when they could have legally and safely turned into the proper traffic lane.

I was turning into the subdivision and a Merge Monkey almost killed me! I had to swerve to prevent a head-on collision!

by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010

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One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010

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Merge Weasel

A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.

While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.

by angrymuppet August 30, 2011

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