Mercenary artist

An artist, typically online, who will accept any paid commission, regardless of the content of the request or the commissioner.

"Why would anyone draw something this tasteless?"
"They're a mercenary artist, they'll do anything for the right price."

by DefinitelyNotABurner November 05, 2022

Full Blown Mercenary

When something is so good the only way it can be described is Full Blown Mercenary

That was Full Blown Mercenary Greg

by Callum Adams April 16, 2020

craiglist mercenary

Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.

Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.

by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023

Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 08, 2021

Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023

Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 09, 2023

Establishment Mercenary

One who's for hire to do the bidding of the Nation State, (see also "State Actor").

After the Establishment Mercenary retired from congress, he became chair of a multi-national corporation.

by Hermathecles March 29, 2023