manthropology

The study of the dating practices of the human male, especially as they relate to other aspects of male existence. Subsets include cultural manthropology (what happens during guys' nights out),linguistic manthropology (what it means when they say they want to "take a break"), malecheology (study of items found in closets and under beds after they "clean up" the apartment), and physical manthropology (things they insist their last girlfriend totally enjoyed
doing).

As a dedicated student of manthropology, Barbara could tell
that Jack's insistence he pay for dinner had less to do with chivalry than with his desire to impress the waitress who, as he kept noting, had a rad tattoo.

by capitolchick December 30, 2007

mentholized

having had alchohol or any menthol containing substance rubbed on a man's head immediately after shaving it bald. this is typically performed by the barber.

the barber mentholized him right after the cut.

by kidmuto August 21, 2008

mentholatum

A magic ointment to be applied liberally to the nose and nostril area while one is sick

Good Friend: "Dude, no wonder you're nose is still chapped, you've been using Vick's! Here is some mentholatum.

by TheFrost February 25, 2007

menthol

Cool. Awesome in a smooth way.

Jay is always menthol with the ladies in the club.

by M. Comfort Smythe September 1, 2013

menthol illness

is a slang for mental illness created by the one and only professortox

(professortox is her instagram username)

a lot of you have menthol illness

by angelaaaaaaaaaaaa April 7, 2019

mentholated

to take something and add menthol to it.....like menthol cigarettes or flavoured pipe tobacco, menthol candies, and menthol cold remedies.

please pass me a mentholated cigarette...thank you.

this cough syrup is too mentholated, it burns my throat.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

menthol

cigarettes with a mint taste (made fo all the niggers)

Yo ak you got a menthol, hell ya you know im a nigga.

by Bobby n April 24, 2005