Menstapation

When you are waiting for another menstrual period to arrive and it doesn't. Perhaps you are pregnant or going through menopause.

I've been waiting for over a month for my period to arrive; I think I might be suffering from menstapation

by Mindyvitz February 15, 2019

Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021

manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

monstruation

Menstruation combined with terrible PMS symptoms.

"What's wrong with Barbara?"

"She's having monstruation!"

"Oh, fuck."

by pighitterwhatup October 30, 2012

menstruation

When a woman mentruates. A combination of two words, men and frustration.

Uh-oh she is going to be going through her menstruation cycle which means frustration for us guys

by IPwnJ00 mama May 30, 2007

mensulation

Any of the various proprietary substances engineered to absorb discharges from the twat.

Janet takes great pride in knowing that many advances in mensulation began during tests between her legs.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003