Melting

When somebody's grasp of reality and sanity starts to slip, usually sometime during day 2 of a bender, when they start to question their ability to continue the debauch.

'Boys I'm definitely melting, these morning beers are treating me rough-
- 'Go on son, get a Scottish handshake down ya!'

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

like mending roads in summertime

Used to describe any untimely or unnecessary expenditure of effort or money.

Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.

Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"

Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

Melting Chocolate

When two black men press their ass cheeks against each other, intentionally or not.

"Yo man, my homie suddenly pressed his ass against my ass yesterday. That was some sudden melting chocolate action."

by Ching-chong-china August 4, 2016

Malding

when someone is both mad and bald.

Have you seen james, he is malding really hard.

by mccallum susimposter March 12, 2021

clay molding

When two plus-size lesbians engage in tribadism, also known as scissoring, creating the impression of clay being molded.

Megan and Heather left the barbecue restaurant in order to head home, play some Indigo Girls tapes and get down with some clay molding.

by Claymolder January 3, 2013

Melting fudgestick

Is when a women fills her vagina with chocolate pudding(snack Pack) and then you fuck her. It looks as if the fudge is melting on you're dick, therefore being a melting Fudgstick.

Last night i pulled off the Melting Fudgestick...it was unreal!

by DDRalalala March 10, 2009

Mending

Minecraft meme in gangster croatian server in 2020 coronavirus quarantine. Also an enchantment in Minecraft that makes your stuff regenerate.

P: Dude, I bought a mending enchantment book.
V: Fuck you, bitch ass cracker.

by feniksxx April 12, 2020