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meatstick

Noun, used in place of a proper name.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.
Me: "Man, did you see that explosion? That was massive.."

Babcock: "That's what she said.."

Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."
by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008
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meatstick

A word to describe someone who does something that is completely out of place and it makes them look exceptionally dumb in the process.*The 'meatstick's' friends might say it to said 'meatstick' to describe his or her behaviour afterwards.
Guy1: I can't believe I spilled my drink on that girl and she freaked out in front of everyone.

Guy2: Ya man, you looked like a fuckin' meatstick.
by Dizzy15 September 22, 2012
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meatfisted

The action of getting limp-wristedly backhanded.
Brittany got meatfisted for spouting her mouth off at me.
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Meanist

A meanist is a person who hates mean people. Just like a racist hates people of races.

Definition of "mean":
unkind, spiteful, or unfair.
synonyms: unkind, nasty, unpleasant, spiteful, malicious, unfair, cruel, shabby, foul, despicable, contemptible, obnoxious, vile, odious, loathsome, base, low; More
informal,horrible, horrid, hateful, rotten, lowdown; beastly.
As i walked out the door, I noticed someone walking in, so i held the door open for them. Instead of saing thank you, they walked right by and gave me a dirty look. It's people like this that make me such a "meanist"!
by Sly_Sigh May 21, 2016
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meatitation

A sense of calm that comes from being transported to your umami place.
He practiced the art of meatitation daily with regular bites of a bacon cheeseburger.
by xxltaco December 8, 2021
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Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.
Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.
by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010
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grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry
by Big Bear June 16, 2003
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