meathead

Canadian military slang for a military police officer. The term comes from their identifying red berets.

I wanted to sneak off base last night, but there were meatheads everywhere.

by Rob774 October 23, 2007

MEATHEAD

Someone who pumps himself full of steroids, without knowing what the side effects or consequences are.

That meathead doesn't know what he's doing.

by psycoticadvocate (AIM) April 8, 2005

Meatheads

People that have absolutley no lives that lift and eat protein all day. And because they lift they think they are tough but they cannot fight for shit, they can barley move their arms. Think they're the shit (football players/Lacrosse) but really everyone hates them. Also pick on people who are half their size to feel good about themselves when they will get fucked up by anyone with balls.

meathead 1 "Yo man you wana go lift after school?"
meathead 2 "Yeah of course, what do you wana take after protein shakes or creatine?"
meathead 1 "Uhhh...BOTH"

kid 1 "Yo did you see those meatheads those kids think they're so tough"
kid 2 "they really need lives, I cant wait till thad kid shuts there big ass mouth up".

by Antimeathead April 23, 2007

meathead

The alien from Meatballs Part 2.

"Me Ted."
"Meathead?"

by Qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p September 4, 2006

meathead

A person that nobody likes, they are obsessed with playing D-1 football even though they suck, they can't get any girls and often disgust them i.e. Kelly Bireley, and their penis is so small that when they flashed it at the pool nobody could see it.

Brad Thorson
"I asked out Kelly Bireley 7 times and got denied each time."

by TW December 19, 2004

meathead

usually a overly large muscular soldier, normally infantry but can apply to special ops

that bar is where all the meatheads hang out

by Carathee December 12, 2004

meathead

Someone who has a log for a neck. Cant see their neck as it is so meaty, blends into their shoulders.

Look at dan, that meathead!

by Andrew Lingford June 13, 2005