A meat grinder is a childhood game that I used to play with my friends. One person goes at a time, you pull down your pants and shake your weiner and balls and make them slap the sides of your leg. The person who has the loudest "slap" wins, simple as that which means they have the biggest man weiner and balls. The other game is when you call someone out to do a meat grinder where ever they are. It will make anyone laugh, even fat chicks.
"Hey you won't"
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."
"Do I need to do a meat grinder to make you happy?"
"Oh man, that slap made my boftt jiggle."
by Meat Grinder Champ February 16, 2009
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"the meatgrinder doesn't last forever" i.e. one day we will all be fat paid and be living of our pention schemes etc.
by Vinni Kiniki May 13, 2005
Get the meat grinder mug.This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.
Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"
Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"
Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"
Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."
Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"
Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"
Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."
by OrthoDocs May 8, 2009
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by Gary Hamhorn March 20, 2010
Get the Beijing Meat Grinder mug.when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!
why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!
by metzli April 28, 2010
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John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.
John: Awe! Dude did you tear your dick up?
Rob: Yeah it's wrapped in gauze right now.
by DrewIsCoolAsFuck August 5, 2008
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When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.
When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.
You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!
Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder
Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder
by Dr. El Todd October 23, 2009
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