V. The act of extruding your partners asshole with your mouth then inserting it into your ass while both taking a shit.
GF 1. Last night I sucked his asshole so hard its still popped out.
GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.
GF 2. OMG you gave him a Dirty Maynard?
GF 1. Girl you know I did!!!
GF 2. I hope you cleaned up afterward...?
GF 1. That shit was so hard to get out.
by dirty maynard December 8, 2014
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A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .
Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!
by Maynframe December 6, 2018
Get the Maynard mug.Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.
by mattsnow July 15, 2008
Get the Maynard mug.Un homme Afghan, gros bibi gros pecs qui coach ses amis et les incitent a venir dans sa salle (CLHM)
Maywand est un homme qui suit les cours au Chuv et malgré un physique et une carrure qui rend folle les femmes, il se préserve pour sa hlel, sa dulciné.
Maywand est égalemen un homme de lecture, et s’instruis souvent
Maywand est un homme qui suit les cours au Chuv et malgré un physique et une carrure qui rend folle les femmes, il se préserve pour sa hlel, sa dulciné.
Maywand est égalemen un homme de lecture, et s’instruis souvent
by MesyHa November 21, 2021
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Another name like this is Muis a combo of someones name that starts w. M and Luis. If ur nam e is Maddie then b happy becuase ur couple name w. Edward Cullen is...MADWARD!
Another name like this is Muis a combo of someones name that starts w. M and Luis. If ur nam e is Maddie then b happy becuase ur couple name w. Edward Cullen is...MADWARD!
"MADWARD!!!!!!"
"Did u kill Shkae It again?"
"Maybe...but thats not the point!"
"Then what is it, if u r swimming in that pool get out now!!!"
"I don't think so and it has an ISLAND!!!!!!"
"Wow, BLONDE MOMENT!I'm glad I have my Bucket"
"And u say I'm stupid"
"Did u kill Shkae It again?"
"Maybe...but thats not the point!"
"Then what is it, if u r swimming in that pool get out now!!!"
"I don't think so and it has an ISLAND!!!!!!"
"Wow, BLONDE MOMENT!I'm glad I have my Bucket"
"And u say I'm stupid"
by Money Money Money is love February 10, 2010
Get the Madward mug.A maynard is you regular bad-ass. Any particular Maynard may name his/her friends as Maynard's also. Being a Maynard demands fear and respect. Maynard's have a sense of authority too.
Maynard One: Hey Maynard
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?
Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*
Maynard Two: Hey Maynard
Maynard One: What's shaking?
Geek: WOW Here come's Maynard and her Maynard friends!
Geek 2: I wish I was a Maynard
Geek: Me too, let's ask!
Maynard: No fuckin' way mate
Geek *cries and kills himself*
by N_Maynard October 5, 2005
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