mayokaise

A word invented by Nat_the_great_one during Reading festival, August 2008. Something which is not quite awesomesauce but still ok.

"Yeah, that sandwich was mayokaise"

by Nat_the_great_one October 16, 2008

mayhaos

Possible; maybe chaos

Friend: if you were to explain Nia, Four, River, And Joey in one word, what would it be?

Me: Mayhaos

by Vriends October 8, 2020

Majoha

Stands for Mariano Gomez, Jose Burgos, and Jacinto Zamora PBB 2022 and Tiktok University version

Majoha priests were executed during the Spanish Era

by Unicornication April 13, 2022

mayocel

A portmanteau of "mayo" and "incel". It's basically a synonym to "whitecel", or a caucasian incel.

Girl at the club: "Look at that pasty-looking dude who has no game. He must be a mayocel."

by redpillsatori January 9, 2023

Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Keen as mayo

To show no interest or concern for an activity.

The opposite of the phrase 'keen as mustard'.

The phrase is believed to come from the fact that mayonaise is the opposite to mustard. They are both condiments but mayo is to an egg what mustard is to a seed.

Person 1: Have you written much of your essay?
Person 2: Nope, I'm about as keen as mayo, all I've done is plagiarise 2,000 words.

by DennisCarbon August 28, 2011