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Maginot Line

A wonderful example of how well-laid plans can be screwed up by something you thought was good luck.

Impressive line of military fortifications on the Franco-German border built in the years prior to 1940, designed to force the Germans to repeat the Schlieffen Plan of 1914 attack France through Belgium, if at all.

And, indeed, this is precisely what the Germans had planned to do, and the French had planned to stop. And all would have been well for the French, if a German idiot flying out to brief a forward commander hadn't essentially sent a copy of the invasion plans to French high command, forcing the Germans to come up with a new plan.

They did. It involved the Ardennes, which was the place the French hadn't bothered to seriously defend.

Ouch.
The Ardennes are impassable. This sector is not dangerous

(Of course, the French commanders weren't exactly blameless. In French army maneouvres, 1938, the attacking commander used Rundtstedt's plan almost exactly and managed to break through with a quarter of his forces).
by Stuart Fraser November 20, 2003
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Jethro Margin

An extremely gay person, who thinks he is friends with everyone, but no-body actually likes him. Bad at all sport, especially soccer. A Jethro Margin is typically not good looking.
Ronald: Hey, your gayer than a Jethro Margin.

Manny: Hey not cool, than was dog man.
by pseudonym boy August 25, 2010
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manginitis

one who suffers from the ownership of a mangina.
My buddy totally gets aches and pains from his manginitis issues... oh and hes a fag.
by Luvnuts March 2, 2003
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carl mygind

'''Carl Mygind''' was a Norwegian Primatologist, mostly known for his controversial studies on the orangutan's sexual behaviours. Little is known about Mygind because he lived a big part of his life among apes in Malaysia. The main controversy around his work was caused by his book named simply " The Orangutan's Sexual Behaviours". In this book, a whole chapter was devoted to " The sexual encounter between apes and men". In this part of the book, Mygind describes several sexual acts that he performed with male and female oranguntans. Carl Mygind got AIDS exactly 100 years after his birth. Some say he is the origin to the famous myth that HIV can be "created" from ape/human intercourse.
carl mygind - i got aids

jon - OMG you boned a monkey
by carlocarl October 1, 2007
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mangin'

an open phrase when defining something/one in a rush, or someone whom looks extremely good.
"wow did you see that car, it was proper mangin'"

"Person 1: she looks so pretty,
Person 2: oh yeah, she is mangin"
by widebiggirl November 12, 2018
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stalking mangina

10 foot tall creature who stalks male teens
by super man7890 August 5, 2008
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Mayline

single handedly the most hottest girl in the world. If anyone was to be recognized as a goddess, it would be some one named mayline.
Dang, Mayline is HOT
by SBR88 April 22, 2009
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