mauricio

a mexican who makes fun of mexicans!
though he is good writing rap songs and enjoys ass cheeks oh his white tees. he is often very emotional with a 6.5 inch penis. enjoys biting of the nipples.

dude, mauricio, stop hating on your mexican self!

by jonasnotreallythough June 17, 2008

Mauricio

Bean who sucks off his right hand man when they get down in the dumps...

Mauricio is a bean

by Deepwoolds October 16, 2019

Mauricio

A wicked cool kid, who isn't afraid to show his true colors. Just because he hasn't told his parents', doesn't mean anything. You don't know how hard it is, so shut up. AND ACTUALLY, he did tell his dad. So get your facts straight before you try and shit-talk somebody on urban dictionary. LOVE YA CHIPPYMISSIPPI.<3
Love, buckykentucky. 8D<3

Bitch, get off mauricios dick. xD

by Kaley. October 20, 2008

Maurizzio

Cute guy that can be very loving towards a significant other but shy to affectionate around his friends.

Ugh I hate when he tells me it's just a "Maurizzio thing".

Maurizzio is the best.

by Amanda Conrad Susanna December 16, 2016

Maritio

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's amazing & charismatic & charming & all the things you look for in a guy. He might not seem that friendly at first but once you get to know him he'll make you feel not only butterflies, but the whole zoo when you are together. If you meet a Maritio & you fall for him, don't waste time not telling him how you feel. Because you definitely DO NOT want to miss out. Trust me.

"I met this guy, sexy, smart, driven.... Wow"

"He must be a maritio!"

"You bet your floppy noodle he is!"

by AFriend,always June 2, 2013

Mauriziu

a steamy hot beautiful muscular tall tan king sized corsican soccer playing BEAST.

girl 1: did you see mauriziu?
girl 2: omg yea i fainted

by alejandroelthiccy November 30, 2020

Mauricio

Mauricio is a guy who makes everyone smile. People often look to him to save shifts at work and buy lunch at breaktime. He often attracts many males at the workplace with his intensely starry eyes!! Be very careful not to lock eyes with him. Once you do he will be your lover boy always.

Why get a girl when you can get a Mauricio!!!

by AZnonymous June 23, 2021