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Matting

Being a flake, the act of saying you will do something and then not doing it
I was supposed to meet Jimmy at Chuck E. Cheese but he's Matting me.
by anthonyman November 25, 2019
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Malingus

Noun.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.
“That Malingus is pretty scary!”
Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”
by Malingus September 14, 2021
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Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
by Boukster September 25, 2015
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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Markus and Martinus

They are fucking gay nibbas who have been summoned by Satan to terrorize our ears with abissmal music.
Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case
by Apehue December 23, 2019
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Mattingly

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.
Mattingly sucks in the sac.
by Szerbs October 12, 2013
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Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker
I need a good Mattingly tonight.
by True Stories November 11, 2015
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