by anthonyman November 25, 2019
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1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.
1. A parasitic tumor that possesses slender man powers at birth, attached to the back of ones body. Has long spindly arms and a fugly melted face. Can manipulate energy, is extremely lethal and athletic, and can scale buildings Monkey King style- all while wearing a coat backwards.
“That Malingus is pretty scary!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”
“Damn bro, these lights are getting pretty Malingusy-“
“Aow! Malingus!”
by Malingus September 14, 2021
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Mattingus
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• Matticus
• martinus around
• Matticus Dumbassicus
• Mattimus
a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but
Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but
Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
by Boukster September 25, 2015
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Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.
evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian
VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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Fucking retard: I kinda like Markus and Martinus
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case
Incredibly smart dude: You're fucking stupid in that case
by Apehue December 23, 2019
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by Szerbs October 12, 2013
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Always satisfying .
Also known as the super soaker
Always satisfying .
Also known as the super soaker
by True Stories November 11, 2015
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