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Get the Mattie mug.A man who is daring and courageous. Laughs at stupid jokes. He pretends to be a doucher, but really he is caring an understanding, with high intelligence. He is also very good looking, and has great social skills which he uses on many ladies.
Pronouncing the name Mattieux requires great effort, and only French- speaking individuals get the hold of it.
Pronouncing the name Mattieux requires great effort, and only French- speaking individuals get the hold of it.
by mmmm girl October 6, 2009
Get the Mattieux mug.a name some girls call a friend of theirs named matthew, who's the sixth one they know. usually a sweet and caring, silly and very cute guy. (he'll tell you so himself) :)
by thekittywhoknowspuppyandsimon July 6, 2010
Get the mattie mug.To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.
by Chrogan May 5, 2010
Get the Mathieu mug.Mathieu is a fat guy who needs to hit the gym and has an ego the size of the sun but everyone knows he's nothing and will be working at Tim Hortons for the rest of his life.
by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022
Get the Mathieu mug.A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.
Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"
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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
by Brokenneck October 16, 2009
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