Matīss

Sexy size, good in bed, well-employed head!
People who know that women want to - outsider -
Impulsive and have a sober.

Matīss boy man

by skyblueboy May 12, 2009

matisyahu

hetty hasidic rapper/ reggae artists. born matthew miller in upstate NY. used to be a huge pot head, but turned straight edge. after a visit to israel, turned more religious and tried to show his friends, but they only cared about getting fucked up. back in the day, he used to be a huge phish head; his favorite song is harry hood. dropped out of high school to go on tour with trey and the boys. performed at bonnaroo with Trey. popular albums are the great live at stubb's and youth (meh).

Matisyahu is so hetty

by Gratefulumphish703 April 29, 2008

Matika

Matika is a nice friend!! She is person you can trust and talk to!! She makes people laugh sometimes. She is also very shy and has a unique name not many people Have this name. This name can also be mis pronounced incorrectly.

Matika is awesome!!
Hey have you heard the girl named Matika she is so nice and sometimes shy but she’s is cool when you get to know her!

by Mattkgxxx990 May 30, 2021

Marisa's Law

Marisa's Law states that if an individual performs the act of deepthroating on a medium-to-large sized penis over and over again, saliva will automatically be produced by the individual performing the deepthroat. This saliva is an automatic and unintended physical response to such aggressive deepthroat attempts. This saliva can be repurposed for future sexual acts.

Exceptions to Marisa's Law: Small Penises, Micro-Penises, Penises that are not Steve's Penis

If I deepthroat this schlong enough, its gonna get soaked. I know this because I studied Marisa's Law in undergrad.

by TheRockUncircumsized January 5, 2022

Matias Perälä

Finnish pro athlete. Specialised in swimming, but can also play volleyball. He is also one of the millionares that Atte Korkiamäki helped to create. Grew in the getto of Iisalmi and now has a dog.

He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)

He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.

He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.

Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.

Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????

Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.

by kivekset November 17, 2022

Marisa Kirisame

that one touhou character

"I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project. Ever since I was a young boy I've been interested in blondes, but I've mostly been repelled because they are stupid white women who do not know how to think. One day, while I was playing touhou, I saw an image of a peculiar blonde with a witch attire. I immediately fell in love. The long, luscious hair, the dominating yet cute attire, the smug, tsundere, yet cute personality all formed into one perfect being by the name of Marisa Kirisame. And so I began my search for Marisa, I played all the touhou games with all the spell cards just so I could the most out of her majesty. I searched all of Danbooru for images of her, just so I could get to see her beautiful tomboyish body. You see, Cirno is not the tomboyish girl in love. Marisa is. She is in love with me. Yet the reality barrier separates us like Romeo and Juliette. It is the cruel fate that is reality that separates such star-crossed lovers from each other. Only something so powerful as the reality barrier can separate me from my dear Marisa."

by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023

Maisa

Sexy, pretty, smart wonderful person. Usually good at writing and very entertaining. Skinny and has a good body. Completly gorgeous but doesn't know it quite yet. Fun and funny.

I wish I had a Maisa here with me

by Anrique1234 December 6, 2009