Metapod

The best Pokemon in existence. All it can ever learn is harden, where its' defense goes higher and higher that it'll take 10,000 hits just to defeat it.

"Check out my Metapod! She is the best Pokemon in the world!"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

Mastapod

A room specifically used for masterbating. Typically found in adult shops for use by customers for a small fee. Usually contains a plastic chair and a TV playing pornography.

Daz was in town and started to feel horny, so he went to Porky's Sex Shop to rip one out in the mastapod.

by Jizzmyster08 December 19, 2008

matayo

The name matayo mean you have a bigg ass dick

"Damn I wish my dick was big like matayo

by Flip daddy December 28, 2020

Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014

matako

in kenya is known as rasa

Well it is known as butt

oohh wow that guys matako is huge
ikr its big

by murithii April 28, 2017

Matpon

someone who sucks up/absorbs the funny then destroy's it.
someone that can ruin any funny situation, and decimate peoples laughability.

-hey you tottally have the funny man,
-thank you,
-...do i???
-no your a Matpon, im sorry there is no hope for you

by La_La June 11, 2008