Diabolique masterpiece

Something that is grotesque, so you don’t want to give it too much credit, but upon further reflection you realize it’s a wonderful creation, even though it is quite terrible.

Looking upon a gross, giant, dead scorpion and seeing the detail of the outer shell, I realized it was a diabolique masterpiece.

by Elle Northwood September 7, 2019

Kansas City Masterpiece

Anal Intercourse; A person shits on another person's penis. They then pull out and stick it in the person's mouth. mmmmmm! Bitch! Barbeque Sauce!

I gave your girl a Kansas City Masterpiece!

by PisaJuan September 12, 2006

ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨

Jellybean fans who spam in YouTube comment sections "ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨"

Jellybean fan: ITS NOT A MISTAKE ✨ ITS A MASTERPIECE ✨
jellybean hater that's fatherless: die

by ExtraCheezy6942069 February 28, 2022

Its not a mistake its a masterpiece

FOLLOWW JELLYBEAN ON TWITCH AND SUB TO HER ON YOUTUBE!!!!

Stranger1:walks
Stanger2:*whispers* Its not a mistake its a masterpiece
*instant friends* (its a secret phrase)

by OOOoooOOOFFF January 26, 2022

Kenyan_masterpiece

The coolest guy in the universe

A very charming person

Everyone deserves a friend like Kenyan_masterpiece

by kenyan_masterpiece December 30, 2020

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

bloody masterpiece

1. Looking at the towel you laid down after intense period sex
2. A delicious Bloody Mary

Jimmy stood up after sharing rough intimate love making with Jenna, looked back at the mess they had made and proclaimed, “Look at our bloody masterpiece”.

by Squirt Tank November 18, 2023