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social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna
e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard
by Tori133 October 19, 2013
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Mastercry

The global sport known as mastercrying, is the art of crying and masturbating simultaneously. Usually depicting a sad and very lonely individual.
As I sat in my room that night, it hit me. Despite both his parents dying as a child, being scarred for life and being a speccy four eyes, my one true best friend both decided to and managed to bang my sister.

It is on this sad night that sit in the shadows of the griffindor common room by the fireside and mastercry at what my life has become.
by Haxorg May 21, 2014
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MasterNap

When a male/female masturbates before bed, in an attempt to fall asleep during orgasm. Masturbation + Nap= Maternap
Timmy: jeez man you were out like a flash last night...?

Billy: yeah bro, had a cheeky masternap and fell right asleep

Timmy: aww man WTF thats sick

Billy: dont lie....we have all done it

Timmy: yeah....
by xXmC-KeNzIeXx November 18, 2011
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mastercate

eat, snack, often confused with masterBate.
stop mastercating, i can see your wenis
don't mastercate, it'll ruin your appitite for me, baby, rawr!!!
by Anna and Jessa December 28, 2005
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Masterrace

An individual that games on computers, or switched to computers as their primary gaming fix. They will normally brag about how switching to PCs has improved their lives so much, or how it is better than what console peasants have to work with. Most build their own systems, and can brag about that as well.
Man, Did you find out what those new exclusive titles for the ps4?
Jimmy: Nah, I am part of the masterrace, I got steam. I don't need it
by Timmy_ May 13, 2018
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Mastercry

What emo kids do when horny. Masturbating, while crying
Nathaniel:Hey Chase,im gonna go cut myself.

Chase: Okay I'll lend you my razorblade after i mastercry to my poetry.
by phyrphly March 21, 2009
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Masterclass

When Southam United win the league by playing 433 every week
Oh look it’s another masterclass
by Ben Middleton November 10, 2020
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