Masterblaster

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

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"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

masterblast

masterblast means to masterbate

i masterblast pretty much every night!

by monnie_o February 25, 2009

masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Masterbit

The act of dishonestly gaining Fitbit steps by shaking one's arm in an up and down motion.

Wow, he just passed 15,000 steps today. I still consider myself ahead because he got his steps by masterbitting.

by Mac007 March 18, 2014

Masterbite

Masterbite is where you suck your own dick for pleasure. Some People may think its impossible but bendey people can.

Oh My God i had a tight masterbite last night.

by Jacob && Harry August 5, 2008

masterblaster

this is a word to describe a sexual eruption and/or romantic explosion. it is used in male conversation to stay secretive around women.

guys: dude i got in a good masterblaster session yesterday.
girl: wtf r u guys talking about
guys: MHHHHHM!

by Shoe-Shine and Kyle January 26, 2008

Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

by genghis September 13, 2016