masterblast
masterblast means to masterbate
masterblast by monnie_o February 25, 2009
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Masterbassion
(n.);masterbassing-(v.) pronounced: Mast-er-bash-un
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
The stimulation of ones own bass guitar, especially slapping, which results in immediate pleasure and self-gratification. Depending on the length and intensity of masterbassion, pain and/or blisters may develop.
Idle hands lead to masterbassion.
Masterbassion by Glason j Laausser March 26, 2010
Masterbathon
a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again
Masterbathon by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004
Masterbeast
To masterbeast is:
1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.
or
2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) To play alone in a multiplayer game by yourself because your friends don't want to play with you.
or
2) To be a badass when the rest of your team is down and out.
1) Yesterday I was masterbeasting because you guys didn't want to play with me.
2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
2) Damn all you fools suck, I had to masterbeast for us to get through the last round.
Masterbeast by THE ON3 November 2, 2011
masterbask
When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.
No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.
masterbask by rpcgal October 12, 2010
masterblathering
Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)
Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:
"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"
"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"
"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"
"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"
"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"
masterblathering by ginsoak May 8, 2008