Massimo

Massimo is a nice mother fucker. Massimo is gonna be your main hoe unless you fuck with. Massimo will fuck you up so hard that you can only breath by sucking other peoples dick. Sometimes even though he fucks you up he shoves Mozzarella cheese down your throat.

I can’t breath I need so dick because Massimo fucked me up.

by Bigcock123456 November 21, 2018

Massimo English

A predator

DANGER: THERE IS A MASSIMO ENGLISH IN YOUR AREA!

by Sophs cat May 2, 2023

Massimo

A unpredictable sometimes rude guy

He's so rude he must be a Massimo

by Dude shaw April 9, 2019

Massimo Reres

Massimo is a lego land legend who often spends his free time either playing soccer, fucking mothers, or drinking espresso
Likes men, not on the low...

Oh no Massimo Reres

fucked my mom again.

by mrguymass September 29, 2021

Massimo

A mentally unstable paranoid chronically online and maximally narcissistic abusive sociopath and a sadistically vindictive hyper-manipulative masochist as well as a self-serving psychopathic perverted sadist. Probably lurking on Discord right now attempting to catfish his next victim.

“Ew, he’s such a Massimo! Did you hear about what he did to that girl at Disneyland last year? He’s such a creep! Don’t go anywhere near him he’s so gross!

by Bananas & Mangos January 28, 2024

Massimo

Massimo is just Hard like. Fairplay the women love him. More than any other guy that in in the same room. Great at scrambled eggs. Such a cool dude really. Always ready to give you a good Saturday as well.

1st person - OMG did you see them girls looking over at us.

Second Person - Nah, they just be looking At Massimo

by Bubba_Gump_Industry September 14, 2022

Massimo Pau

A very muscular boy from who is half Italian and half Ukrainian. He loves being gangbanged by multiple sereks .

Hank: Bro I feel like Massimo Pau
Bob: You feel like who?
Hank: Massimo Pau? You know...like feeling the urge to suck multiple sereks?
Bob: Oh yeah then I feel like Massimo Pau
*4 big black men enter the room, named Tyrone, Jamal, Blacksmith, De'tayvion and proceed to fuck the shit out of Hank and Bob *

by KuzeyPoo March 1, 2024