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Macing Off

The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.
Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?

Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.
by DeeVee585 September 2, 2010
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Nixon Masking

The act of fucking a girl with a Richard Nixon mask on because it is a step up from her ugly ass face.
Dillian: Would you fuck Adam's mom?
Andrew: Only if I was Nixon Masking her.
by Dr00zle October 10, 2010
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Masking Cough

The faux cough you emit when amongst the company of strangers or a date to mask the sound of an ill timed fart.
Guy 1: 'cough cough'

Guy 2: "Dude, first-off, check your self you may have sharted and secondly that masking cough was weak it didn't drown out the sound and it ain't gonna cover the smell.

Guy 1: Sorry my bad
by barec2 April 23, 2009
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Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.
Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"
by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012
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Double Masking

When you're under the delusion that two mask are better than one. This is not to be mistaken for double bagging or a two bagger. Double Masking is not for your protection but for the protection of others.
Kyle: You know that chick Emily?
Alan: Yeah, she's a total babe, the opposite of a two bagger.

Kyle: What I wouldn't do for a girl like that.
Alan: I know, even double masking is on the table.

Kyle: Dude!
by swon February 10, 2021
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Mancing

Kissing and romancing with a friend.. Nothing more nothing less with no prospect of a relationship. A less sleezy and nicer version of being a friend with benefits!.. Romancing, without the 'RO'....Just Mancing !

Rules Of Mancing.
1) No developing 'feelings' for the other mancer
2) No Jealousy of the fellow mancer
3) Always take the other mancer out for dates (this is compulsary)
4) Never PDA

5) Always have fun Mancing
6) Keep it casual...
7) Never make it obvious, Keep it tekkers
8) You must impulsively get pointless matching tattoos and/or go to Ireland for a night and/or get married for banter.
Girl- I'm so glad we're friends
Boy - Will you come over for tea later?
Girl - I will of course, if you grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse..

Boy- Standard Mancing sesh...!
by LordandLadyMance November 24, 2011
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Pigeon masking

When the man is about to reach his climax, he stands on an object above the girl and rains his cum down on her, like a pigeon does with its poop on unsuspecting new yorkers. He then proceeds to flap his wings and tries to fly away.
Pigeon masking: Yo dude, I totally pigeon masked your girlfriend last night...she'll be washing the jizz out of her hair for weeks!
by sexybeaches March 9, 2014
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