Mary Poppins Titties 

Titties that are perfect in everyway.

Damn, that girl I went home with last night had Mary Poppins titties!

Mary Poppins Titties by Whiptastic Handling December 30, 2008

mary poppins' luggage 

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

mary poppins' luggage by Retrovertigod December 16, 2007

Mary Poppins Vagina

A girl whose vagina is so huge it almost seems magical. She can fit umbrellas, cows, and half of "small town USA" in it- at the same time. When she sends naked pictures of herself she leaves her panties on so all of her "special belongings" don't fall out. Beware, if you choose to enter, you get a free gift with penetration... if you can find your way out. The gift that keeps on giving...
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Yeah, I've heard she has a Mary Poppins Vagina.

Mary Poppins Vagina by MaryPoppinz177 October 8, 2011

Mary Poppins Bag

This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.

Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?

Mary Poppins Bag by 123allthekidsbulliedme March 5, 2019

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag 

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve

She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag by Chilly Beef March 13, 2019

Mary Poppins Flaming Cli 

A "Cli" is when you tuck your man tackle out the back of your legs, put your knees together and it looks as though you are a Vagina man.
In 1978, a young lad from Invercargill (Peter Evans), while visiting students in Dunedin, took this a step further. He did a Cli while standing on the dining table at a party, while holding an open umbrella, then set fire to his pubic hair and jumped off the table, thus producing the first "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli".

He did a "Mary Poppins Flaming Cli" while jumping of the dining table.

Mary Poppins Flaming Cli by Pedro Poppins March 24, 2021

Mary Poppins pussy

When your vaginally hole is on the rather larger size and ...its a bird..its a plane...no its fucking Texas up in that hole. A batch that just swallow large foreign objects with her vagina. No bueno

Dude 1: Shit, I bagged this batch last night, me and home put both fists , elbow deep!
Dude 2: Dan dawg... sounds like she's got a Mary Poppins pussy, stay away from that...shits dangerous AF!

Mary Poppins pussy by 1w0k3upl1k3th1s April 27, 2024