Mary Poppins that hoe

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)

I had to, "Mary Poppins that hoe" to get it right.

Mary Poppins stripper

An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free

Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.

by xclbrican July 24, 2008

Damn, that girl I went home with last night had Mary Poppins titties!

When a pregnant woman in the midst of labor is giving a guy a blowjob.

Phil: I heard you had a baby last night, Ted.
Ted: Yeah, little girl. And my wife gave me an awesome mary poppins right when the head crowned!

by RWParrisII July 5, 2006

by Danger Dave.com January 6, 2005

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

by Retrovertigod November 17, 2007

A vagina that is so loose it has no end.

by hyden coombs January 22, 2011