Him: “Did you see that couple with the same haircut?”
Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”
Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
Her: “Yeah, they almost have the same shirt on, too.”
Him: “They’ve been married so long, they’ve become marital twins.”
by dogstar7 August 4, 2011
Get the Marital Twinsmug. A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.
Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\
Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'
Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'
by Mdme Bovary February 19, 2010
Get the Bubbles Marital Blissmug. The collective group of businesses and industries that reap billions of dollars every year by convincing people that their obscenely overpriced goods/services are absolutely essential for getting married.
How many more of our young men and women need to be fed into the Wedding Machine before we stand up to the marital industrial complex?
by thebetterfriend2 January 15, 2020
Get the Marital Industrial Complexmug. by pseudonym is a dickhead June 24, 2020
Get the Pre-Marital Touchingmug. a sin.
John: Jessica and I made pre-marital eye contact last night😫
Jim: She's a witch! Send her to the trials!
Jim: She's a witch! Send her to the trials!
by hidinginestrogen June 19, 2021
Get the Pre-marital eye contactmug. by C Angle February 25, 2008
Get the waxy marital build-upmug. oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!
by bonak September 29, 2020
Get the oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!mug.